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ome people have blood. Others have coolant. If your idea of a warm hug is a shop full of machines and misty metal, this shirt speaks your language.
Printed in white text on Black or Navy, XS–5XL, because true obsession doesn’t care about size. Wear it in the shop, the break room, or anywhere you want to silently warn everyone that your veins are more machine than human.
Product Details:
• 100% premium cotton – soft enough for comfort, tough enough to survive sparks, shavings, and the occasional chemical splash
• White ink print – bold, crisp, and resistant to shop grime
• Sizes XS–5XL – for the coolant-chugging rookies and seasoned metal-wranglers alike
• Unisex fit – coolant doesn’t discriminate
• Machine washable – because your veins don’t run clean
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
“Coolant Runs Through My Veins” T-Shirt – Black & Navy | Maintenance & Workshop Apparel
$22.95
Printed in white text on Black or Navy, XS–5XL, because true obsession doesn’t care about size. Wear it in the shop, the break room, or anywhere you want to silently warn everyone that your veins are more machine than human.
Product Details:
• 100% premium cotton – soft enough for comfort, tough enough to survive sparks, shavings, and the occasional chemical splash
• White ink print – bold, crisp, and resistant to shop grime
• Sizes XS–5XL – for the coolant-chugging rookies and seasoned metal-wranglers alike
• Unisex fit – coolant doesn’t discriminate
• Machine washable – because your veins don’t run clean
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |