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If it’s broken, you’ll fix it… even if it means ignoring the fine print. This T-shirt is for the people who don’t just follow the rules—they rewrite them, one wrench at a time.
Printed in white text on Black or Navy, XS–5XL. Wear it in the shop, the garage, or anywhere you want to silently announce that caution is optional, skill is mandatory, and warranties are mostly suggestions.
Product Details:
• 100% premium cotton – soft for comfort, tough for the jobs that break everything else
• White ink print – bold and durable, just like your work ethic
• Sizes XS–5XL – from rookies testing their limits to pros who laugh in the face of “terms and conditions”
• Unisex fit – skill doesn’t care about gender
• Machine washable – because grease, sweat, and the occasional spark are inevitable
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
“I Void Warranties for a Living” T-Shirt – Black & Navy | Maintenance & Workshop Apparel
$22.95
Printed in white text on Black or Navy, XS–5XL. Wear it in the shop, the garage, or anywhere you want to silently announce that caution is optional, skill is mandatory, and warranties are mostly suggestions.
Product Details:
• 100% premium cotton – soft for comfort, tough for the jobs that break everything else
• White ink print – bold and durable, just like your work ethic
• Sizes XS–5XL – from rookies testing their limits to pros who laugh in the face of “terms and conditions”
• Unisex fit – skill doesn’t care about gender
• Machine washable – because grease, sweat, and the occasional spark are inevitable
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |