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Forget roses. Forget chocolates. Give a machinist the sharpest tools, the hardest inserts, and the perfectly ground carbide bits—and you’ve spoken their language.
Printed in white text on Black or Navy, XS–5XL, because obsession doesn’t care about size. Wear it in the shop, the break room, or anywhere you want to silently terrify anyone who thinks love is soft.
Product Details:
• 100% premium cotton – soft enough for hugs, tough enough for work
• White ink print – crisp and durable, like a perfectly cut edge
• Sizes XS–5XL – for the romantics who dream in microns and the ones who grind in silence
• Unisex fit – carbide doesn’t care about gender
• Machine washable – because love is messy, and so is the shop
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
“My Love Language Is Carbide” T-Shirt – Black & Navy | Maintenance & Workshop Apparel
$22.95
Printed in white text on Black or Navy, XS–5XL, because obsession doesn’t care about size. Wear it in the shop, the break room, or anywhere you want to silently terrify anyone who thinks love is soft.
Product Details:
• 100% premium cotton – soft enough for hugs, tough enough for work
• White ink print – crisp and durable, like a perfectly cut edge
• Sizes XS–5XL – for the romantics who dream in microns and the ones who grind in silence
• Unisex fit – carbide doesn’t care about gender
• Machine washable – because love is messy, and so is the shop
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |