“My Toolbox Knows More Than Your Manager” — Industrial-Grade Technician Tee (S–4XL)

Some shirts are subtle. This one has the sense of humor of a 10mm socket hitting the floor and vanishing from the known universe.

Featuring a white, bold-line illustration of a beat-to-hell toolbox—the kind that’s seen more midnight miracles than half the leadership team—you get a wearable truth bomb: “My toolbox knows more than your manager.”

It’s equal parts sarcasm, cosmic clarity, and shop-floor gospel. The kind of message that makes mechanics nod, electricians smirk, and every wannabe supervisor suddenly remember they’ve got somewhere else to be. This tee isn’t about rebellion—it’s about reality, spoken plainly the way only the people who actually fix things can say it.

Colors that actually make sense:

Black – hides grease like it was engineered for it.

Navy – same mission, different flavor.

Asphalt Grey – for the tech who earns their stains the old-fashioned way.

Sizes S–4XL because the maintenance world isn’t one-size-fits-anybody.

Product Details

Built on a soft-yet-durable tee designed for the shop floor, the job site, or whatever fresh chaos the day throws at you. Comfortable enough for a 12-hour shift, tough enough to wipe your hands on without thinking twice, and clean enough (at least before your shift starts) to wear out to dinner afterward.

This shirt is:

Smooth and comfortable, with just the right feel—soft enough to move, sturdy enough to matter.

Lightweight but dependable, the kind of tee that doesn’t stretch into a weird geometry after one wash.

Printed with high-quality direct-to-garment ink, so the bold white illustration stays sharp even when your day isn’t.

A shirt for techs, mechanics, and anyone else who knows the uncomfortable truth:
Tools don’t lie. People do.

This shirt doesn’t exist until you decide it should.
We make each one on demand—no dusty warehouse stacks, no pallets of sad, unsold sizes. It takes a little longer to ship because we print it fresh, just for you, the moment you hit “order.” It’s smarter, it cuts down on waste, and it keeps the world from drowning in mountains of shirts nobody asked for.

So thanks for choosing the path that’s a little slower, a lot more efficient, and way less apocalyptic.

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