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There’s the panic blink—the one you do when you realize your luck just ran out. Then there’s this guy: sleeves soaked, eyes wide, learning the hard way that reflexes aren’t safety procedures.
This Eye Wash Safety Poster doesn’t pull punches. It’s equal parts humor and horror—because sometimes the best way to teach safety is to make it sting a little. The caption says it all:
“Emergency Eye Wash. Because blinking is not a valid emergency response.”
It’s the perfect mix of workplace realism and dark comedy—a reminder that PPE and preparation beat reflexes every time. Hang it near the eye wash station, the chemical cabinet, or wherever the solvents flow a little too freely.
Product Details:
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Eye Wash Safety Poster – “Because Blinking Is Not a Valid Emergency Response” | Funny Workplace Safety Art
$26.95
This Eye Wash Safety Poster doesn’t pull punches. It’s equal parts humor and horror—because sometimes the best way to teach safety is to make it sting a little. The caption says it all:
“Emergency Eye Wash. Because blinking is not a valid emergency response.”
It’s the perfect mix of workplace realism and dark comedy—a reminder that PPE and preparation beat reflexes every time. Hang it near the eye wash station, the chemical cabinet, or wherever the solvents flow a little too freely.
Product Details:
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan