“I Fix What You Break — You Break What I Fix” — Maintenance Circle of Life Tee (S–4XL)

Some shirts just tell a story. This one tells your whole career.
A bold white illustration shows the eternal shop-floor cycle: one person fixing the machine, another person breaking it again, and the arrows looping around like a prophecy no one can escape. It’s the maintenance circle of life—equal parts comedy, tragedy, and job security.

Paired with the perfectly accurate line “I fix what you break. You break what I fix.”, this tee hits the sweet spot between resignation and pride. Every tech, mechanic, electrician, and operator knows this cycle by heart. You’re not mad about it. Okay—you’re a little mad about it. But at least now it’s printed on a shirt.

Three colors built for the mess:

Black – hides every grease smudge like a loyal friend.

Navy – same mission, slightly classier.

Asphalt Grey – for the technician who prefers to darken it naturally through hard labor and questionable decisions.

Available in S–4XL, because this cycle demands all shapes, sizes, and levels of patience.

Product Details (Honest, Tough, and Work-Ready)

This tee isn’t just attitude—it’s comfort you can actually work in. The fabric is soft, lightweight, and has just enough stretch to survive real shop movements: crawling under machines, reaching for the wrench someone “borrowed,” and sighing deeply when you see what they did this time.

Features:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that smooth, worn-in feel.

4.2 oz/yd² fabric weight—light enough to breathe, sturdy enough to last.

Pre-shrunk fabric, so it won’t betray you in the wash.

Side-seamed construction that keeps its shape instead of twisting like a misaligned belt.

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability where it actually matters.

This is the shirt that tells the truth every maintenance tech knows but HR would never print in the handbook.
Wear it. Live it. Loop endlessly through it.

This shirt doesn’t exist until you decide it should.
We make each one on demand—no dusty warehouse stacks, no pallets of sad, unsold sizes. It takes a little longer to ship because we print it fresh, just for you, the moment you hit “order.” It’s smarter, it cuts down on waste, and it keeps the world from drowning in mountains of shirts nobody asked for.

So thanks for choosing the path that’s a little slower, a lot more efficient, and way less apocalyptic.

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