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The fluorescent lights hum. The checkout line crawls. Two kids cling to their mother. And there he is—scarred, mangled, and unforgettable.
This is what happens when PPE is ignored. Not just a statistic. Not just a lecture. A reminder you can’t unsee.
“Don’t spend the rest of your life scaring kids at the grocery store. Wear your PPE.”
This poster isn’t subtle. It’s a punchline with teeth. Perfect for maintenance shops, plants, or industrial workplaces where safety shortcuts leave lasting impressions. Hang it by tool cribs, break rooms, or anywhere the message needs to hit home.
Product Details:
• Premium matte print with bold, realistic illustration
• Multiple sizes to fit walls, safety boards, or breakrooms
• Heavy stock designed to withstand industrial environments
• Ideal for maintenance crews, safety managers, and plant supervisors
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
PPE Safety Poster – Dark Humor Workplace Safety | “Don’t Scare Kids at the Grocery Store”
$21.95
This is what happens when PPE is ignored. Not just a statistic. Not just a lecture. A reminder you can’t unsee.
“Don’t spend the rest of your life scaring kids at the grocery store. Wear your PPE.”
This poster isn’t subtle. It’s a punchline with teeth. Perfect for maintenance shops, plants, or industrial workplaces where safety shortcuts leave lasting impressions. Hang it by tool cribs, break rooms, or anywhere the message needs to hit home.
Product Details:
• Premium matte print with bold, realistic illustration
• Multiple sizes to fit walls, safety boards, or breakrooms
• Heavy stock designed to withstand industrial environments
• Ideal for maintenance crews, safety managers, and plant supervisors
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan